Why I know you don't care.

Sep 18
grawly:

hologran:



STOP

grawly:

hologran:

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STOP

Sep 18
Sep 18

phrux:

yes

Sep 18

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Sep 18

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Sep 18

turntnip:

gym class

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Sep 18

liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..

Sep 18

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

Sep 18

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

Sep 18
Sep 18

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

Sep 14

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god